Last Monday evening, I had to visit one of my failing students, Alice, in her dorm room (she couldn't make my office hours). After some negotiations regarding "extra credit", Alice was able to take my exam (Alice probably knows me better as Professor J... don't you my dear?).
We had a great time putting a little bit of a "kinky twist" on the traditional student / professor role play. Alice, I can't imagine any of my students putting more of an effort into the "oral" portion of my exam.
PS: Thank you so much for the massage. It was phenomenal.