Erotic massage is an excellent way to spend your time and money at a brothel. Why? It will help you relax any pre-encounter nerves, plus it’s sexy as hell. And if you book your experience with me, you’ll be getting the bonus of an experienced, skilled massage therapist.
Even within erotic massage, there are several subcategories. You could get a full-body massage, lingam massage (penis-focused!), yoni massage (vagina-focused!), breast massage, or nuru massage (we’re both naked and slathered in oil. Yep, that’s a possibility!).
The jobs are what most people think of when they think of going to a brothel; they’re the physical component of our time spent together. There’s the handjob, the blowjob, and the footjob. Another item on this list is the straight lay, which is brothel lingo for just sex with nothing fancy added.
The Girlfriend Experience
If you’re a big fan of intimacy, easy conversation, and lots of affection, the girlfriend experience might be right up your alley. The Girlfriend Experience is one of the most popular choices at a brothel, and there’s no confusion as to why. We get to jump right into a date like we’ve been together for a while, we spend some time together and cultivate an emotional connection, and then we get to the extra fun stuff. Kissing and cuddling are unquestionably a part of this experience, and I have to say, it’s one of my favorite ways to spend time with a client!
The Pornstar Experience
Want to feel like a pornstar? You can do that at a brothel. This experience is complete with the complicated sex positions, more extreme intensity levels, and other details that make porn so different from the everyday sex experience. Keep in mind that not every sex worker offers this (or any of the items on this list), and you’ll have to ask if they’re comfortable with you filming it. Either way, you’ll walk away with an incredible memory of feeling like a pornstar.
Threesomes are double the fun because you get to have some fun exploring with not just one but two lovely sex workers. Pro tip: if you want to have as much fun as possible, let your desired lady choose your third. Putting random ladies together could mean you end up with a threesome without chemistry, and that’s not fun for anyone. But when you let the sex worker choose, you can bet you’ll feel fireworks.
Roleplay, Kink, and Fetish Encounters
If you’re into kink or even just some not-so-innocent play pretend, this is the category for you. We can head down to the dungeon of the brothel for some serious punishment or dress up and act like two of your very favorite characters. When you get creative, it’s best to allow time to plan to bring your fantasy to full fruition. So, if you’d like me to dress up, give me as much notice as possible so I can find the perfect outfit.
The overnight is an actual adult sleepover. Yep, it’s all the fun from your childhood plus as much adult time as we can pack in—which is quite a lot since we have all night. If you are thinking you want to have two rounds of fun, planning an overnight is the best way to go. Plus, an overnight means you can pack in other fun without any rush. We can take a long, sexy shower before getting down to business, or I could even include an erotic massage to set the mood right. With an overnight, you’ll never worry about a time crunch.
One of the best things about the many brothel experiences is that you don’t have to just pick one. Sometimes, you can pick a couple. Sure, you could do half blowjob and a half straight lay, but you can mix and match even more than that. What about an erotic massage to start before some intense BDSM? You could even do this as part of the girlfriend experience, and we’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other and have an experience that’s unforgettable. Or, we could have the pornstar experience with two different kinds of sex. The options are endless, so let’s get creative together.
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