Seeing a Sex Worker
Seeing a sex worker is a healthy way to take care of yourself and learn something new. As a culture, we’re slowly showing stigma the door and accepting new and different styles of sexuality, relationships, and self-care. Sex work is a massive part of this. People of all genders, religions, backgrounds, upbringings, and abilities see sex workers—there truly is no one type of person that uses our expertise. Anyone who could benefit from stress relief from erotic massage, sex education on how to please their partners, or a sex vacation with a friendly companion should make a point to take the plunge this year.
Side note: states across the country have been mulling over sex work decriminalization and legalization bills, and if it’s on the ballot, that means it’s also on our collective minds. In 2022, if you want to help out your fellow sex workers, vote! Vote for politicians who have voiced support of sex work legalization and don’t support bills that censor, like SESTA/FOSTA. Trust sex workers, and listen to the voices involved in sex work—not just profiting from sex work—first and foremost when making your political selections this year.
Trying Out a New Kink or Fetish
Fantasies enrich our feelings of longing, but at a certain point, you’re going to want to scratch the itch and make your dream come to life. If a fantasy has been playing out in the back of your mind that you’ve never spoken about aloud, it’s time to change that. Life is short, and sexual exploration is a critical component of you being the you-est you possible.
In 2022, don’t hold back. Be a part of the trend that is moving away from vanilla sex as the default and toward experimenting, exploring, and kink play like BDSM. It can open your mind in ways you’d never expect. I know; I’ve traveled the world as an educator and seen firsthand the electrifying effects BDSM can have on a person!
Let’s use this upcoming year to remove all traces of self-judgment and dive headlong into whatever makes us the happiest. If you’ve toyed with the idea of trying out a cross-dressing or forced feminization role-play experience, but you’re nervous, I can promise I’ll be a calming, judgment-free partner throughout our date. Maybe you’d like to dabble in voyeurism, in which case I could be your willingly watched woman! We can find out if you’re into feet, or whether impact play would add an arousing new dimension to your sex life. If you feel shame about the fetish or kink you’d like to explore, let me know in your email, so that I can handle you with care. I never judge kinks, and if I’m not into it, I won’t judge you either. I’ll merely recommend someone who I believe might have the same inclinations as you do.
Technology-Free Date Nights
Yes, technology can be excellent for your sex life (and a lot of other things, like reading this article or watching my YouTube channel!), but, like most things, it is best used in moderation. Let’s make a pact to put down our phones, have some lingering eye-contact, meaningful conversation, and remember all the great things people did together before they got semi-permanently hypnotized by the pocket-sized computers.
This year, we can bring back some of that old-fashioned romance. I think romance is underrated, and I love to go on dates with guests who need connection, communication, and intimacy. I sincerely believe it’s the most important service I offer, and certainly the most rewarding. So, book a date with me and tell me what lights your fire: champagne by the fireplace, taking our chances at a casino, going on a dreamy dinner cruise, or seeing the sites in a new city. If it’s your first date and you’d like to leave the planning to me, rest assured that I will make it a magical night that you’ll treasure forever.
Giving Orgies a Go
Orgies aren’t new, but they are going to have a resurgence in 2022. They’re already coming back into vogue, actually, and that’s because they’re an all-around good time. It’s a party plus sex; so naturally, it’s a pretty popular experience to have. And if you haven’t tried one, 2022 is your year to put an end to your orgy abstinence.
You could throw an orgy yourself, but having an orgy at the brothel is safer, easier, and a heck of a lot less complicated. We’ll take care of the guest list, supplies, and ensuring everyone has an orgasm-filled, STI-free encounter—which is not as easy as it first appears. But whether you’d prefer to have an orgy at a brothel or at home, don’t forget to include an orgy on your 2022 sexual bucket list.
Ladies Trying on Their Bisexuality for Size
Ladies loving ladies: it’s not a phase, a sin, or something you do for attention. Bisexuality or lesbianism is a permanent state of someone’s sexuality. Bisexual visibility is improving, and people are developing a better understanding of what it means. Bisexual women are beautiful, nuanced creatures who aren’t always in the mood for the same thing, sexually. That’s where I come in: I can help you and your partner have a jealousy-free threesome that helps explore the lady’s bisexuality. And as a bonus, it usually turns out to be a pretty hot experience for the other part of the couple, as well.
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